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MAY 17
COMEDY STORE
HOLLYWOOD
9PM

MAY 19
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATRE
SANTA MONICA
8PM

JULY 13-15
COMEDY SPOT
SCOTTSDALE, A.Z
headlining

AUGUST 10
LORENZO'S
TREEHOUSE COMEDY
WEST HAVEN. C.T.

AUGUST 11
MOHEGAN SUN, C.T.

AUGUST 17-18
WISECRACKERS
SCRANTON, P.A.

OCT 16-21
ABSOLUTE COMEDY CLUB
OTTAWA, CANADA
headlining

OCT 24-28
ABSOLUTE COMEDY CLUB
TORONTO, CANADA
headlining