Welcome to my website. Have a seat. Can I get you anything? Cookie? Peanuts? Used Q-Tip? How about a dead bird? A hat full of thumb tacks? A different used Q-Tip? Veal Piccata with potato dauphinoise? No? Okay. Just make yourself comfortable. Take a look around. Please ignore the smell. Pay no attention to the Chinese midget with the knife. I'll be right back. I have to take a shit.
Scroll down for easy to read schedule, see some highlights of my career, and some links to buy my album or to join me on facebook.
Then scroll back up to use the menu up top.
Then come back here and give me a ride to the airport.
"Scolaro is terrific, an actual sitcom find."
- Paul Brownfield, LA Times
"The funniest fuckin' person alive"
- Marc Maron, WTF podcast
"One of the best I've ever seen"
- Brian Doyle-Murray
"I go out of my way to see him perform."
- Tom Rhodes, Tom Rhodes podcast
- Brian Scolaro
- Brian's Mom
"Stop following me! Put your pants back on!"
- Woman on subway
or buy it here at Amazon's MP3 page.
My first REAL album is out on iTunes, emusic, and Napster.
MARCH 13 - 15
MARK RIDLEY'S COMEDY CASTLE
ACES COMEDY CLUB
MAY 5 - 11
LAS VEGAS NV
TACOMA COMEDY CLUB
SAN FRANCISCO PUNCHLINE
JULY 9 - 13
Shady Hills Casino
OCT 16- 18