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JAN 25
COMEDY STORE- 11PM
HOLLYWOOD

JAN 28
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATRE 8PM
HOLLYWOOD IMPROV 10PM
HOLLYWOOD LAUGH FACTORY MIDNIGHT

FEB 2
GOLD ROOM
DOWNTOWN L.A.
930PM

FEB 7
HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
10PM

FEB-APRIL
LOS ANGELES LOCAL SPOTS

APRIL 19
TEMPE IMPROV
8PM
headlining

MARCH 30-APRIL 1
COMEDY SPOT
SCOTTSDALE, A.Z.
headlining

MAY 4-5
BROKERAGE
LONG ISLAND, NY
headlining

MAY 11-12
SCRANTON, P.A.
headlining