I dont know why everybody makes a big deal about Obama. We already had our first black President. George Jefferson.

Isn't it weird that the blackest continent has the whitest sounding country. Chad. I just picture Africans in cardigans playing tennis drinking Zima.

Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It's a real town. But the population is only 15,000. Doesn't sound like they are having intercourse to me. You know which city has a huge population? Masturbation, Tennessee.

Strangest name for a town. Lake Titicaca. Ridiculous. It starts of cute and then gets disgusting real quick. Titicaca. Who names the towns in Peru? A 14 yr old boy?

"What's that there?'

"That's Mount Pussy Farts."

"You're not allowed to work on maps anymore."