TODAY IN HISTORY: The Big Bang happens. Bugs Bunny names Porky Pig at the McCarthy hearings. Ponce DeLeon admits he was an idiot. Henry Kissinger has his first waffle. England confuses everybody by choosing three names for their country. Aretha Franklin releases "Pac Man Fever". OJ Simpson finds the real killer - Porky Pig. An earthquake kills 1 penquin in Antarctica. The Battle of the Bulge begins and I lose ten pounds. And Walt Whitman becomes the first man to get gas from Nutella.