Today in History: Steven Speilberg releases "Jews". Mikhail Gorbachev apologizes for difficulty spelling his name. China declares war on porcelain and ceramic dishware. Trix Rabbit kills 5 children. Edward VIII abdicates his pants. Jerusalem occupies the bathroom. Dick Van Dyke dies (in 2019). Elvis announces he is Filipino. And Walt Whitman becomes the first man to do the 'hokey pokey' in the nude in front of his dog.