I was laying in bed this morning and I really had to pee. But I didn't want to wake up, cause I was worried my body would think it was open for bussiness.
My nose would say "Blow me." My stomach would say "I'm hungry." My ass would say "While you're up, let's take a shit."
Hang on guys! We're going back to bed! We're still closed!
Then my dick would say "Hey, since we're awake -let's jerk off."