I'm driving down Sunset Blvd, and I'm stopped at a red light.

I look up and see a giant billboard with an advertisement for Pepsi with a half naked woman sneering down at me.

Then I got sad....

"What did I do?
Why does she hate me?
Maybe she knows I want to have sex with her.
Guess she'd never have sex with me.
I'm sad.......
What is she selling?
Pepsi?
Guess I'll go get a Pepsi."

Then I drink the Pepsi.
Now I'm fat!
And she definitely wont have sex with me now!

"Guess I'll have another Pepsi."

Then I drink lots of Pepsi's.
Get fatter.
My teeth fall out.
And I die.

The end.