THE GOOD THING ABOUT LIVING ALONE IS

It's 3 A.M. I'm sitting in my underwear, watching "The Simpsons", eating a meatball sandwich, and in five minutes- I'm going to masturbate.

THE BAD THING ABOUT LIVING ALONE IS

It's 3 A.M. I'm sitting in my underwear, watching "The Simpsons", eating a meatball sandwich, and in five minutes- I'm going to masturbate.